Welcome to Wutka's Weird Works

Cartoons

Okay, so I haven't drawn a cartoon in 3 years. At least the Cartoonists Union can drop that defamation lawsuit against me for referring to myself as a cartoonist.

Writings

• The Psychology of Driving
• Chemistry Lessons - Memories of Freshman Chemistry.
• Late Night TV - Some general observations about Late Night TV.
• The Taster's Choice Stories - A slightly different slant on the happy Taster's Choice couple.
• National Cow Day - why I think there should be one.
• BBQ - Or, How to avoid burning your house down.
• Snowite and the 7 Disks - a computer nerd's version of an old story
• Wutka's 101 Tom Swifties
• The Dead Fish Club - it sure beats that poetry stuff
• Da Poil - suppose John Steinbeck had been from Queens

Other Assorted Strangeness

Imagine if Barney died. Do you think they would play this at his funeral?.

People have probably forgotten about the Unibomber by now. For a trip down memory lane, try out the Teddy-O-Matic!

Is Vice-President Gore a Vulcan? - Decide for yourself!

Other More Interesting Items

• Wutka's Super-Quick Tutorial on Self-Referential Humor
• If you're looking for my Java Coloring Book applet, it's on my company page at www.wutka.com

I've also been threatened by my pets that if I don't include links to their pages, I will suddenly have interesting odors in my shoes. Here are Robert Young, and Jane Wyatt, with Bunnie the Dog, Norton the Cat, and Lira the Rabbit in "Wutka Knows Pets".

About Wutka's Wierd Works

What they said about Wutka's Weird Works

"Mark Wutka will soon be where I am today... retired!" -- Gary Larson

"I can offer this totally unbiased opinion that this is the best page on the web" -- Mom

"...and I thought I was crazy" -- Charles Manson

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