Know all, that I am Norton Alexander - Cat. I am supreme ruler
of all I survey. If you are reading this, it is only because I allow you
to use my possessions to surf the web. I am the owner of everything.
I, Norton Alexander, in an attempt to show that I am different from
all the boring, common cats of the world, have mastered the art of
landing on my head.
For you dog lovers out there, I just have one thing to say to you:
PBBBBBBBBBT!!
I am not only a ferocious feline, and master of the universe, I am also the world's only vampire cat. I can suck the blood out of a Saint Bernard in 30 seconds.
Hey, ladies....
These are some brats that terrorize me, even though I am gracious
enough to allow them to live in my house!
Their names are Samantha
and Kaitlynn
I have domesticated animal servants named Bunnie (a rather stupid, but well-meaning dog) and Lira (a tasty morsel)
