Lira the Rabbit passed away on Tuesday, July 20, 1999. She was almost 9 years old.
Oh hi there! I'm Lira, a very perky little bunny with
more curiosity than a cat - and longer teeth, too.
I spend my day just hopping around, gnawing on wood, and
looking for phone lines to destroy. I have ruined more
telephone lines than a construction guy with a backhoe!
I just get my little nose into everything!
This is the everflowing magic fountain of water. As long as I have been
alive, this fountain has produced water. Except for one time.
Several years ago, a great cry echoed through the air. It said "Hey! What happened to the damned water faucet?!?"
Soon, another cry answered it "You didn't call a plumber like I asked you to, did you?"
A reply resounded "I did, but they couldn't work me in until sometime in the afternoon of July 22, 2023!"
Then, there commenced a tremendous amount of banging and yelling,
and within hours, the magic fountain began to produce water again.
During the day, I am an office worker at the Society to Bring Farmer MacGregor to Justice. I also moonlight as a hare dresser. Yuk yuk yuk. Here I am in my room, getting ready for a night on the town.
There are some kiddies that live in my house. There are
very sweet.
Their names are Samantha
and Kaitlynn
These are my friends, Bunnie the Dog and Norton the cat