Hey! Is this thing on?Welcome to Bunnie's Dog House
Hey! Is this thing on?
My name is Bunnie, and I am a ROWF ROOOOWRRFF ROWWWRRR RUFF. I think in your language it's "Black Lab." Am I beautiful, or what?
Let me show you around the important parts of my house.
First, the FOOD bowl.
This bowl stays empty 23 hours, 59 minutes and 50 seconds each day. Needless
to say, those 10 seconds when it has FOOD are
what I live for!
And here is the door the separates me from my FOOD Grrrr....
There's also FOOD in this refrigerator thing, but I can't have any unless it falls on the floor.
Next, I'll show you the bathroom...
Over here is the neighborhood bulletin board...
Uh oh.. sounds like Brucie broke up with Fifi.. and hmm.. Freddy's getting
the old snip-snip tomorrow, so he's out for one last fling. Arfy caught
a squirrel, and Rex *finally* caught a car!
Ahh.. the couch.. my lovely couch.. how I long to sit on you. As soon as those human's leave, you and I will be together again.. oh yes, my lovely couch..
If people hate the smell of a wet dog, why do they give me a bath? Even worse, they say they give me a bath because I smell bad! I can't believe this abuse, where's the ASPCA when you need them?!
My favorite song is Led Zeppelin's "Black Dog"
My favorite movie is "Lady and the Tramp". They say "Old Yeller" is a "chick" movie, but I could never get into it.
My favorite thing in the WHOLE WORLD is FOOD!!!!!
You can visit the pages of some of the humans I live with. Samantha
and Kaitlynn
There are also some other creatures here. Norton Alexander is a cat who likes to pick on me.
Lira is a sweet little rabbit that I protect.