Ted and Joan like to reminisce about the day they first ran into each other. Both were members of the Bayview Swim Club and often swam laps in its huge pool. Ted always started in the middle of one end and swam to the middle of the other end. Joan started at the middle of one side and swam to the middle of the other side. Ted's laps (from one end to the other and back) took 18 minutes each; Joan's laps took 10 minutes each.
On the day they met, they both started swimming exactly at noon. Their respective speeds never varied. When they reached the same point in the pool at the same time, bang!!! -- they ran into each other.
Ted and Joan fondly remember the day and year of this event. Can you tell them its hour, minute and second?
Four students wrote book reports on the same book. Each student described the main character in his or her report.
But their teacher could tell that these students didn't read very carefully, because each one described the main
character differently.
Each student got only one detail out of four right. What is the correct description of the main character of the book?
First, think of a person who lives in disguise,
Who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies.
Next, tell me what's always the last thing to mend,
the middle of middle, and end of end?
Finally, give me the sound often heard
during the search for a hard-to-find word.
Now string them together, and answer me this,
What creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
Ryan's only sister's husband's only mother-in-law's
only husband's mother met Ryan in the store.
What relation is she to Ryan?
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, and the only food she had for her ten
children was six potatoes.
How did she make sure that each child had an equal share?
The Pope has it but he does not use it.
Your father has it but your mother uses it.
Nuns do not need it.
Your lady friend's husband has it and she uses it.
What is it?
Robert and David were preparing to have a water balloon fight.
"No fair!" cried Robert. "You have 3 times as many as I do!"
David said, "Fine," and gave Robert 10 more balloons.
"Still not fair!" argued Robert. "You still have twice as many as I do."
How many more balloons must David give Robert for them to have the same number?
I can be written,
I can be spoken.
I can even be scary,
And leave you stirred or shaken!
Some get a fever thinking about me,
Some go into a panic.
Some stay awake for nights on end,
And some go plain manic!
But there's definitely an end in sight,
And that's what keeps everyone going along.
Now quickly guess, what could I be?
You can't afford to get me wrong!
What Am I?
What are the next two letters in the following series and why?
W A T N T L I T F S ? ?
HINT: Look Carefully...
What is the only four-letter word which, when CAPITALIZED, looks the same
from the front, back, above and below?
Always old, sometimes new,
Never sad, sometimes blue.
Never empty, sometimes full,
Never pushes, always pulls.
What am I?
There was a rich, old man who died on a rainy, Sunday afternoon.
After some investigating the cops concluded he was murdered and
questioned the three suspects. They asked the maid, "What were
you doing at the time of the murder," and she replied, "I was
washing the dishes." They asked the butler what he was doing and
he said, "I was getting the mail." Then they asked the guard what
he was doing at the time of the murder and he answered, "I was
taking a shower."
Who killed the old man?
A person goes into four stores and spends all his money. He spends $1 to enter, one half
of the money in his pocket, and $1 to exit. He follows this procedure throughout all four
stores, using only paper money. He left the last store completely broke. How much money
did he start with?
Your task here is to change one letter in each of the following words, in order to find three (3) words
with a common theme.
STEER
CRASS
PESTER
My son's school has fewer than 500 students. One-third, one-fourth, one-fifth,
and one-seventh of the total number of students are all whole numbers.
Coincidentally, their sum is exactly the total number students who attended the
school concert. How many students attended the school concert?
At the end of a fun day of shopping you find that you have $9.60 in change in your pocket.
The money is made up of equal numbers of quarters, dimes and nickels. How many of each coin
do you have?
A man is walking down a road with a basket of eggs. As he is walking
he meets someone who buys one-half of his eggs plus one-half of an egg.
He walks a little further and meets another person who buys one-half of
his eggs plus one-half of an egg. After proceeding further he meets another
person who buys one-half of his eggs plus one half an egg. At this point he
has sold all of his eggs, and he never broke an egg. How many eggs did the
man have to start with?
Complete the words below using three consecutive letters in
alphabetical order, e.g., _ _ A _ U S; by adding A B and C
it would become ABACUS.
1. C O _ _ E _
2. _ _ _ O R M
3. S O _ E _ _
4. _ U _ G _ L
5. S _ O _ _ Y
6. _ O B U _ _
What is the largest amount of money you can have in coins
and still not be able to make change for a dollar?
A man owns a theater with 100 seats. He charges men 5 dollars for admission,
women pay 2 dollars, and children may enter at the rate of 1 dollar for 10
children (the children must be in groups of 10). On one particular day, he
fills all 100 seats with paying customers, and when he counts the admission
fees, he finds that he has made exactly one hundred dollars. How many men,
how many women, and how many children attended the show?
I live above a star, and yet I never burn;
I have eleven neighbors, and yet none of them turn;
I am visited in sequence, first, last or in between;
PRS are my initials, now tell me what I mean.
What am I?
[In some cases "my initials" are PQRS.]
There's a bowl of M&M's. All but four are yellow.
All but four are red. All but four are green.
How many M&M's are in the bowl?
There's a light bulb upstairs and three light switches downstairs, one of which controls the bulb
upstairs. How can you find the switch that controls the bulb upstairs by only making one trip
upstairs?
A man is pushing his car. He stops in front of a hotel and immediately knows he is bankrupt. How does he know?
A sundial is a timepiece that has the fewest number of moving parts.
Which timepiece has the most moving parts?
A new medical building containing 100 offices had just been completed. Mark was hired to paint
the numbers 1 to 100 on the doors. How many times will Mark have to paint the number nine?
With a 7-minute hourglass and an 11-minute hourglass, can you explain the quickest way to
time a boiling egg for 15 minutes?
During prohibition, Swifty O'Brian was the fastest booze runner in Chicago's North Side.
One day, he was delivering twenty cases of Big Benny's finest hooch to four of his select
clients. The drops went like this:
Six people go into a store through the underground car park going to floors
1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6. Each person goes to a different floor in the same elevator,
which goes up stopping at each floor. Eddie's ride is the longest. Angie gets
out before Frankie but after Debbie. Charlie gets out first. Barbie leaves
before Debbie, who leaves at the third floor.
At what floor does each person leave?
A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door
there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or
anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?
How many letters are there in the answer to this question?
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the
bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
For each number, unscramble the capitalized letters (the two groups in each line do not intermix)
to form first a famous person and then a famous work or theory of theirs.
1) LONE ROAD, known for painting PAPER SHUTTLES.
2) ACTIONS WANE, known for the TWO HEEL FORMATIONS.
3) HELICAL GNOME, known for painting CATHERINE FOOTMAN.
4) SITE NINE, known for the THRIFTY EYE VIOLATOR.
5) SUPERCONIC, known for the EITHER TOY CHRONICLE.
Unscramble the words below, then take the letters from each word as instructed to form another word that is the answer to this teaser:
LIUQA Take letters 1 & 2
PDIET Take letters 1, 2, & 4
ETRSO Take letters 1 & 4
DONU Take letters 1 & 4
During a recent police investigation, Chief Inspector Stone was interviewing five local villains to try
and identify who stole Mrs Archer's cake from the mid-summers fayre. Below is a summary of
their statements:
| Arnold: | It wasn't Edward It was Brian | |
| Brian: | It wasn't Charlie It wasn't Edward | |
| Charlie: | It was Edward It wasn't Arnold | |
| Derek: | It was Charlie It was Brian | |
| Edward: | It was Derek It wasn't Arnold |
Say that a bag contains 100 marbles: 30 red, 30 blue, 30 green, plus
a mix of 10 yellow and orange marbles. To be certain that you have
10 marbles of the same color, what is the minimum number you would
need to remove (without looking) from the bag?
Charlie was checking. "I see that you sold seventy-four spark plugs today," he said.
"That's great, but how come so many?"
"Just regular service. Eight-cylinder, six-cylinder, and four-cylinder cars," replied Ben.
"A full set for every car, and there were twice as many fours as sixes."
How many eight-cylinder cars?
After the recent Trappers annual marathon, the judges were comparing notes to determine who
finished where. From their notes, can you help them to reconstruct the final result?
Matthew Merryman beat Tom Trent and Jimmy James. Peter Piper beat Jimmy James, Tom Trent
and Alan Ardman. Zach Zebra lost to Peter Piper. Graham Goodfellow beat Tom Trent. Zach
Zebra beat Frank Finnegan. Graham Goodfellow lost to Frank Finnegan and Peter Piper. Tom
Trent beat Brian Brick. Alan Ardman beat Zach Zebra, Kevin Kingfisher and Graham Goodfellow.
Kevin Kingfisherlost to Graham Goodfellow and Matthew Merryman. Brian Brick beat Kevin
Kingfisher. Matthew Merryman lost to Alan Ardman and Zach Zebra. Frank Finnegan beat Tom
Trent, Matthew Merryman and Brian Brick. Tom Trent lost to Jimmy James and Alan Ardman.
Jimmy James beat Graham Goodfellow and Brian Brick.
If a teenager and a half can eat a pizza and a half in a day and a half,
how many pizzas can a dozen teenagers eat in three days?
"I don't understand, Doc," complained Benny Jackson, a man who dedicates his life to trying
to impress women, but has yet to succeed.
"What happened this time?" Doc Jim asked as he sat down beside the troubled youth.
"You know Samantha Wilcox? Her father owns several prize horses and has won countless racing
medals with them, so Samantha won't look at a guy twice unless he's got a heart bigger for
animals than himself. I thought I had my story down right. Will you tell me where I went wrong?"
"Sure, what'd you tell her?"
"A few years back I decided I'd take my mule, Miss Molly, out with me to go gold mining. Several
months went by and I found nothing, but I kept looking. One day, I struck the motherlode. It was
cold, miserable weather, and Miss Molly wasn't feeling too good. So, instead of gettin' all that
gold I found, I stayed with her for weeks. Poor girl was pregnant, and after a few months of
waiting and nursing, she gave birth to a healthy baby. I didn't get the gold, I just brought the
two home."
"Well, Ben, You're just lucky she didn't throw you out a window with a story like that!"
What was Benny's mistake?
Can you figure out the following anagrams? They are types of flowers.
1. Handy gear
2. A silly arm
3. Any hitch
4. Doff a lid
Take away my first letter and I remain the same.
Take away my second letter and I remain unchanged.
Take away my third letter and I am unchanged.
Take away all my letters and I am still exactly the same.
What am I?
Georges, Patrick, Charlis, Samuel and Bruno are five Frenchmen. Georges knows English and Chinese.
Patrick knows Chinese and Japanese. Charlis knows Japanese and German. Samuel knows German and
English. Bruno knows them all: English, Chinese, Japanese and German.
In how many ways can they sit in a row, such that any two neighboring persons have no problems
in communication?
Let's see, now, this year we have two sizes of stocking for the children. We have the "I've been
good" size and the "I've been very good" size! The number of toys in the large stocking is equal to
the number in the small stocking reversed. And the difference between the amounts in each is
one-eleventh the sum of the two amounts.
How many toys are in each stocking?
A pregnant lady already had children named Dominique, Regis, Michelle, Fawn, Sophie and Lara.
What will she name her next child (and why)? Jessica, Karen, Abby or Tilly?
There are three houses built exactly the same. One is filled with cotton, the other with wood, and
the third with iron. One day an arsonist sets them all on fire. Sirens were loudly coming to the scene.
People were screaming. At which house did the ambulance try to put out the fire first?
Who can't live without Spell Check in their email or word software? It's a great tool...Unless
you are poor Paula Abdul who transforms into "Pail Abut" when the Spell Checker has at her. The
following TV and Movie Celebrities have been Spell Checked and are ready for you to uncover their
true identities.
1. Court Coax
2. Action Cutter
3. Kite Wingless
4. Summon Cowbell
5. Mercy Stripe
6. Deli Moose
7. Camera Dies
8. Renew Sewage
Say that a husband and wife are driving to her mother's house. They have an appointment with a marriage counselor en route. After some time passes, the wife asks, "How far are we from our house?"
The husband replies, "Half as far as from here to Pollyanna's office."
A while after the appointment, they are 200 miles from where the wife asked her first question. She now asks a second question: "How far are we from Mother's house?"
The husband takes advantage of this golden opportunity and responds, "I told you already: Half as far as from here to Pollyanna's office."
How far apart are the two houses?
Four people entered the cook-off at the Barbecue Roundup (Bob, Bubba, Cathy, and Fred). They all had different last names (Kent, Kahn, Miser, and Tin) and entered different foods (brisket, pork butt, ribs, and sausage). Using the clues provided determine who brought what and how they placed in the competition (1st, 2nd, 3rd, or 4th).
1. The sausage did not come in last.
2. Mr. Miser came in third and was beaten by Bob's ribs.
3. The pork butt came in second.
4. Cathy came in two places behind Fred Tin.
5. Mr. Kent won.