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All knowing Oracle;

I said, "I created art on a computer."
She said, "You can't, because art can't exist on a computer.  It's only an 
electronically stored pattern."

I said, "I met someone in Cyberspace."
She said, "You only typed on a keyboard and no one else was present."

I said, "I made love in a MOO."
She accused me of being unfaithful and says she's leaving.

I'm confused.  Please, Oracle, enlighten me.