The Ten Commandments
of
The Aquamen

I. Thou shalt not use diet tonic water in a Gin & Tonic.
II. Thou shalt not shop at the secret Safeway (no hard liquor!)
III. Thou shalt not arrive on time for a soundcheck (lose valuable time for boozing up.).
IV. Thou shalt not let Mike El Capitan drive while trying to write down the Ten Commandments.
V. Thou shalt always  put inebrity before musicality (the I before M rule.)
VI. Mix drinks unto others as you would have others mix drinks unto you.
VII. Thou shalt not covet thy fellow Aquamen's drink (mix thine own!)
VIII. Thou shalt never speak French to a recently converted Christian pretentious playwright..
IX. If thee getteth to the tenth commandment THOU ART NOT DRUNK ENOUGH!.

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