The Ten Commandments
of
The Aquamen
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| I. |
Thou shalt not use diet tonic water in a Gin & Tonic. |
| II. |
Thou shalt not shop at the secret Safeway (no hard liquor!) |
| III. |
Thou shalt not arrive on time for a soundcheck (lose valuable time for boozing up.). |
| IV. |
Thou shalt not let Mike
El Capitan drive while trying to write down the Ten Commandments. |
| V. |
Thou shalt always put inebrity before musicality (the I before M rule.) |
| VI. |
Mix drinks unto others as you would have others mix drinks unto you. |
| VII. |
Thou shalt not covet thy fellow Aquamen's drink (mix thine own!) |
| VIII. |
Thou shalt never speak French to a recently converted Christian pretentious playwright.. |
| IX. |
If thee getteth to the tenth commandment THOU ART NOT DRUNK ENOUGH!. |
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